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Dead haps

something being boring or "dead"
Haps meaning happenings
damn bruh, this shits dead haps
by lilaussieboy February 2, 2024
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Thirsty hampster

Where a man layes over a open sunroof and a woman sits in the car sucking like a thirsty hampster
Lastnight the date ended when she was a thirsty hampster.
by Willis motha f-in T February 21, 2024
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thirsty hampster

When a guy lays across an open sunroof and gets their dick sucked like a hampster drinking water from a spout.
I was a thirsty hampster and gave my boyfriend a blowjob in his car.
by MrDavch February 25, 2024
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Thirsty Hampster

The act of sucking someone off thru a sun roof
The male partner lays across the sunroof while is partner proceeds to top him off like a thirsty hampster
by The guy that saw tacos video February 27, 2024
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highschool hoops

a anime-inspired basketball game on roblox, often joked about as being the least updated game on roblox. a large update has begun as of december 7th 2024 causing this game to shut down temporarily.

zoid is widely regarded as the best player on this game
highschool hoops is such a fun game, lets play it later!
by DeltaRidge December 6, 2024
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Dead Haps

Dead Happenings: Shorten to D.H. or Dead Haps, when said

1. Usually said when there isn't much to do, or going on.

2. An unfortunate turn of events

Originates from Sydney Australia
"Damn you got work tonight DH"

"Foods so cold cause they took their bloody time, DH"

"The Bottle shop already closed Dead Haps"
by TACOWASTAKEN December 11, 2024
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Wikipedia hopscotch

A game you play on wikipedia.org when you're exceptionally bored. It has two variants:

1. Start on any topic, scroll a bit, and click on the first hyperlink you see. Either repeat for a certain amount of time (say 10 or 15 minutes, but can be more or less) or for a certain number of clicks (usually in the 20-click range but can be more or less) and see where you end up.

2. Start on any topic and try to get to any other topic (called the destination) in under a certain amount of clicks (7 is good to start). Common destinations include Jesus, Nazi Germany, USA, ect. Basically, any well-known/really annoying thing is a perfect destination.

Once you get to your end article, either read it or play again, starting from your new article.
"I'm actually bored up my ass rn"

"dude just do Wikipedia hopscotch. you'll be sitting there for hours."

"wow thanks man" "this is so fun"
by someone malignant January 22, 2025
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