Crank

To cry and masturbate (wank) at the same time or to use tears as lube.

Harry: What are your plans for tonight Frank?

Frank: Nothing much, probably just crank for a bit.

Harry: Nice.

by cranker123456789 July 3, 2014

Cranker

1) A woman that has birthed two or more children that are less than 12 months apart.

2) A woman that marries a guy and conceives relatively, imediately - generally on the honeymoon.

My bud, you married a cranker.

by His Bud April 16, 2006

Crank

The act of vigorous masturbation whilst crying over an ex partner. (Cry-Wank)

I was so upset over Julie, I just put on my Enrique Eglasias CD and had a crank.

by Lenny734 April 3, 2009

Cranking 90s

When a song from the 90s comes on the radio and you crank up the volume Knob.

Cranking 90s? What the Fuck do these kids know about the 90s?

by sadmath December 6, 2019

crank that

The act of a male ejaculating on a female's back who is passed out drunk then laying a blanket over the female. When the female wakes up, the sperm has dried and the blanket is stuck to her back.

Hey man, lets superman that ho (crank that)!

by Kyle Ross November 11, 2007

crank

Crank to masterbate whilst having a shit
Cra(crap) nk (wank)

Guys i had my first crank today

by Cuzza August 16, 2007

Crank

A combination of the words "Cry" and "Wank" - Crank

My dad beat me so bad yesterday I had to have a "crank" to calm down.

It was a shame that Billy's mom died as she was so sexy. I was "cranking" all night.

I really didn't want him to, but my uncle "cranked" me off.

by YTL2000 May 19, 2009