Cookie

Another word for pussy. Good to use around kids.

Last night, I had the best cookie. I made that bitch crumble.

or

Why are you so scared? Stop being a cookie.

or

All of you are a bunch of cookies. Go get in a jar.

by Kicksaroni and Cheese June 22, 2007

seafairy cookie

a hot lesbian with a noice fukin sword
moonlight is her honeyboo
peppermint cookie is there child

i want seafairy cookie to splash me down with a wave, stab me with her sword, the step on my dead fucking corpse while i grieve

by Axeolotl August 30, 2018

Almond Cookie

Dilf Cookie

Who’s almond cookie
Dilf cookie.

by Todee October 2, 2021

Dealer Cookie

Means exactly the same as Dealer Button, which is a Therm used in Casino games like Poker. It's a round button that shows who's the dealer

me: Give me the dealer cookie, you were dealer last round
other gambler: Oh yes, you're right, here is it.

by Parnapondo December 24, 2008

I can has a Cookie?

The cute, adorable way of asking for a cookie (often used in lolcats). Or to some people, the annoying n00b meme.

Adorable Kitty: "I can has a Cookie? Pwease?"
You: "I made a cookie for you but I eated it. Sowwy."
Adorable Kitty: "So I can't has cookie?"
You: "No, you can't has cookie."

by Kawaii6789 October 30, 2011

Cookies

A universal cure for all ills mental or physical. A symbol for the simple goodness of the world. Especially when combined with hugs

A pastry like a mini-cake, often fitting in a palm. The universal cookie is a chocolate chip cookie

I have a hug and a cookie for you, everythign will work out.

I decided to bake him some cookies

by Marquain (the cookie prince) August 5, 2008

cookie puss

a type of Carvel ice cream cake

It's my birthday, I want to eat a cookie puss!

by Erin April 22, 2006