Detroit Catholic Central is that prestigious all-boys school where the "brotherhood" is so tight, they were all probably raised in the same basement.. Their athletic program is a well-oiled machine, pumping out future college stars like it's their day job, but in reality they are only D1 at stealing your girl. Their Class of 2025? Well, they’re already rewriting the playbook on greatness, not just in sports, but in everything they do. From dominating the field to “accidentally” stealing your girl with a single smile, these guys are just built different—rumor has it, the world’s not ready for them. Also, if you’re wondering where your girl went, there’s a good chance she’s being "recruited" for their version of the team.
Girl: So, you're still going to Catholic Central?
Detroit Catholic Central boy: Yeah, my brother loves it. He’s all about the "brotherhood."
Girl: Oh, the "brotherhood"? You mean the cult where they make you wear matching polos and chant like zombies?
Detroit Catholic Central boy: Pretty much. I’ll probably get a secret handshake and a lifetime supply of guilt.
Detroit Catholic Central boy: Yeah, my brother loves it. He’s all about the "brotherhood."
Girl: Oh, the "brotherhood"? You mean the cult where they make you wear matching polos and chant like zombies?
Detroit Catholic Central boy: Pretty much. I’ll probably get a secret handshake and a lifetime supply of guilt.
by ccbigboy December 9, 2024
Get the Detroit Catholic Centralmug. by ticklemonster45 December 3, 2016
Get the cop centralmug. A bus company in the North East of England which is known for its dodgy af buses and shit service, often seen at the scrapyard picking out fiat ducato parts and the retirement home for new drivers. They also have some dodgy dealings with the governement.
Aye mate just gonna get on a gateshead central taxies bus and get a single and a bag of crack cocaine.
by Martjin Gilbert May 10, 2024
Get the gateshead central taxiesmug. by Migzzywiggzy November 20, 2019
Get the Centralizedmug. dance-central gimme it
by dancecentralfan January 18, 2019
Get the dance-centralmug. The Central Michigan Forehead is a feature common of men in Central Michigan, in which the hairlines consistently recede at a young age.
by BigDaddyKosher May 15, 2018
Get the Central Michigan Foreheadmug. Surprisingly not a troll, instead it's a person with an extremely cutesy and sachrine personality with a big sense of hope and optimistic glee, often to the point of making either realists or pessimists avoid that person (named after the title troll, Stanley, from a troll in central park)
Old man: Oh god! That little whippersnapper's a central park troll!
Younger lady: oh, don't be such a drama king!
Younger lady: oh, don't be such a drama king!
by Busybubsyboo August 19, 2025
Get the Central Park trollmug.