Cool Duck

A person who is indefinitely cooler than the rest of the world. People like this are very rare, yet when met, should be exalted. A Cool Duck will often do things that most people think are lame or uncool, but in actuality, they ARE cool. Cool Ducks also enjoy looking at girls' chests.

Being a Cool Duck requires all of but not limited to the following:

Playing Pokemon
Stepping on people's shoes
Randomly hitting people
Shouting "Quack"
Being in Acadec
Cussing for no apparent reason
Looking at Boobs
Taking Opportunities.

1: Dude, why is that guy looking at her boobs so discreetly?
2: Damn, what a cool duck.

Cool Duck by JatYou September 1, 2009

Cool shirt guy 

That guy you know with all the latest shirts. Everyone knows him, just not his name!

Dude! I saw cool shirt guy today!

Really?! was he wearing an awesome shirt??

Cool shirt guy by bobthesquirl May 31, 2010

Cool Weird 

The definition of cool weird is Sophie Martin and Joshua Lambert. Simple

Sophie: We are very weird but it’s okay because we’re cool weird 😎
Josh: We are the definition of cool weird

Cool Weird by sexgod1919 October 15, 2020

Cool Face 

Popular internet meme, very distinct face of a man smiling so much it exceeds all limits in reality of cool and face.

So cool in fact the face is grinning while smiling and while half winking and while almost appearing to say "something"

Usually the face is shown saying what amounts to "something wrong?" giving the amazing coolness in the face, and complete lack of any display of guilt any person to question someone with such a face is overcome with a sense of this person is too 'cool' which causes the person looking at the cool face to feel inadequate, and in all cases results in that person telling them to "get the fuck out of here"

While the origin of the cool face is unknown, it is believed to have first surfaced on 4chan, it is most likely a self portrait of the creator, originally made for an avatar

Police
Something Wrong Officer?

Cool Face
Get the fuck outta here!

Cool Face by Typo92 March 10, 2009

cool hwhip

an alternate pronunciation of "cool whip", in which the "h" sound is stressed before the initial "w" sound of "whip"; a word made famous by Stewie Griffin of "Family Guy".

-"Hey man, pass the cool hwhip over here."
-"The what?"
-"The cool hwhip. I just gotta have my cool hwhip man."
-"Say it again."
-"Cool hwhip. Hey you got a problem with me?"
-"Cool whip."
-"THATS WHAT I SAID!!!"

cool hwhip by acflyer February 19, 2008

Cool Girl

"Men always say that as the defining compliment, don’t they? She’s a cool girl. Being the Cool Girl means I am a hot, brilliant, funny woman who adores football, poker, dirty jokes, and burping, who plays video games, drinks cheap beer, loves threesomes and anal sex, and jams hot dogs and hamburgers into her mouth like she’s hosting the world’s biggest culinary gang bang while somehow maintaining a size 2, because Cool Girls are above all hot. Hot and understanding. Cool Girls never get angry; they only smile in a chagrined, loving manner and let their men do whatever they want." –Gillian Flynn, Gone Girl
More on cool girl: "And the Cool Girls are even more pathetic: They’re not even pretending to be the woman they want to be, they’re pretending to be the woman a man wants them to be. Oh, and if you’re not a Cool Girl, I beg you not to believe that your man doesn’t want the Cool Girl. It may be a slightly different version – maybe he’s a vegetarian, so Cool Girl loves seitan and is great with dogs; or maybe he’s a hipster artist, so Cool Girl is a tattooed, bespectacled nerd who loves comics. There are variations to the window dressing, but believe me, he wants Cool Girl, who is basically the girl who likes every fucking thing he likes and doesn’t ever complain. ”

― Gillian Flynn, Gone Girl

Wow, she totally doesn't give a shit about guys, and she likes sex and football. She is a cool girl!

Cool Girl by ur-banned Dicktionary May 13, 2019

cool whip 

something you can't have pie without.

Stewie: You can't have pie without Cool Whip. Brian: Cool Whip? Stewie: Yes, Cool Whip.

cool whip by pbm19 January 21, 2008