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"Men always say that as the defining compliment, don’t they? She’s a cool girl. Being the Cool Girl means I am a hot, brilliant, funny woman who adores football, poker, dirty jokes, and burping, who plays video games, drinks cheap beer, loves threesomes and anal sex, and jams hot dogs and hamburgers into her mouth like she’s hosting the world’s biggest culinary gang bang while somehow maintaining a size 2, because Cool Girls are above all hot. Hot and understanding. Cool Girls never get angry; they only smile in a chagrined, loving manner and let their men do whatever they want." –Gillian Flynn, Gone Girl
More on cool girl: "And the Cool Girls are even more pathetic: They’re not even pretending to be the woman they want to be, they’re pretending to be the woman a man wants them to be. Oh, and if you’re not a Cool Girl, I beg you not to believe that your man doesn’t want the Cool Girl. It may be a slightly different version – maybe he’s a vegetarian, so Cool Girl loves seitan and is great with dogs; or maybe he’s a hipster artist, so Cool Girl is a tattooed, bespectacled nerd who loves comics. There are variations to the window dressing, but believe me, he wants Cool Girl, who is basically the girl who likes every fucking thing he likes and doesn’t ever complain. ”

― Gillian Flynn, Gone Girl
Wow, she totally doesn't give a shit about guys, and she likes sex and football. She is a cool girl!
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A girl who is not a girlfriend. Shares interests with, hangs with, and (optionally) sleeps with a man she is interested in. Inevitably, she becomes a 'cool girl' and becomes ineligible for girlfriend status. Is often beleived to be lesbian on first glance.
Guy 1: Sam likes Halo? You serious? Damn, you're lucky to have a girlfriend like that.
Guy 2: She's not my girlfriend. She's just a cool girl.
by Kathleen Henry May 11, 2006
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A mythological being based on the concept that there are women out there that are not bloodsucking, money-grubbing whores.
I thought Kelly was a cool girl but then I saw her suck dick for coke.
by Haywood J. Blohme October 18, 2009
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A pointless name catty girls will call themselves because they think they're better than everyone else.
"Carly is such a lowlife, but she calls herself a 'coolgirl'"
by heythereyoux3 April 08, 2009
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