troll boating

"*S*nailing" or "troll boating" is when a man ejaculates on a woman's body, leaving a pearl necklace stretching from her mouth to her vagina, and another (preferably) woman comes along and licks it up.

It's supposed to be either resemble a snail's path if you're on land. And if you've done any fishing with live bait, you'll understand why it's troll boating: it's in the slow, gradual and methodical delivery of your load.

You better pack a big load if you wanna go troll boating

by Mr. Pucker September 25, 2010

boofing

little known secret about lesbian sex: boofing is the official term for when two women's breasts rub together and create a farting noise.

Girl, last night I rubbed on Bianca's titties so hard they were boofing.

by christinaorso May 23, 2016

Boofing

To make a large stink, that is merely hot air and smells of shit.

“Did you hear about the Democrats boofing it up in the senate over that Supreme Court Justice?”

by Dragonkyng October 6, 2018

Double Booking

The horrendous situation observed in a typical office toilet that contains 2 cubicles, both of which are simultaneously occupied resulting in damnation without relief.

Lloyd: "Wow Dave, you were back from the shitter quickly!"
Dave: "Do not go in there. There's an absolutely awful Double Booking!"

by The Evil Muppet November 6, 2011

Boofing

Two dudes going at it, in the butt.

Fuck a bromance, we're boofing!

by Mr. Etymology February 27, 2008

boating

funny word to say randomly.

definition: to go out on a boat and tool around randomly. you idiot, you don't know what boating means.

used to cause maximum distraction and confusion in the surrounding area. Throw it into your speech in random areas.

Can also be used as a greeting or salutation.

'hey whats up man, we're going to the club, you comin? hell ya, man, boating!'

OR

(on meeting someone) nice to meet you, boating.

OR
(on leaving a pal) see later bro, boating!

by Schoelman June 13, 2004

boosting a fatty

Smoking pot right before you manhandle an intense jump on your loc,too small for your butt,bike.

"Food?"
"Not until my brother finishes boosting a fatty!"

by grapeKASSIEfruit March 26, 2008