boob salad

D-plus size fun bags squished into a suffocatingly tight underwire-supported rig. Often jeered at by immature adolescents and grown men stuck in Freud's oral phase.

yeeeaaa boob salad! look at it

by choche mikus August 4, 2007

Utility boobs

When a woman stores most of her belongings (money, cell phone, ID, cigarettes, etc.) in her bra.

Charlie- "I asked to bum a smoke from Kristen and she pulled a pack out of her bra."

Steve- "She's got utility boobs bro."

by Steve-o B January 12, 2011

boob job

When you insert your cock inside the crevece formed by two breasts, preferably large ones, and the owner of the breasts takes the two breasts and moves them up and down your cock until you splooge all over her face.

Your mom gave me the best BOOB JOB last night.

by Your mother. December 15, 2003

Ubangdi boobs

You know those African women in the national geographic with super droopy breasts? Those are ubangdi boobs.

Whoopi Goldberg.

Mom: "Be sure to wear a bra!"
Daughter: WHY
Mom: "You don't want those ubangdi boobs now do ya?"

by DoYourBoobsHangLow? May 6, 2011

boob noob

a person(usually a young male) who very poorly begins to fondle the female breast. They make very awkward motions and tend to hurt the poor little boobies, the girl then goes and finds someone who knows what they are doing. Usually this is the noobs older brother.

Bekka: "So Hailey how was Kyle last night? *wink*"

Hailey: "Such a boob noob! It was so freakin painful! But don't worry his big brother Mikey made them feel better!"

Bekka: "HAHAHAHAHA! Such a boob noob!"

by me44 January 3, 2011

boob curious

The feeling of desperately wanting to know the boobs of another person intimately.

Well if he's boob curious he'll at least buy me dinner.

by shea r. May 24, 2006

boob bridge

The stretched material of a women’s shirt between her large breasts. If the breasts are large enough and the shirt tight enough it creates a fabric bridge from one boob to the other.

Dude I used to love watching Friends Jennifer Anniston had the best boob bridge.

by gcribb January 3, 2006