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Tornado Tongue

A signature blow job performance. Where you first tickle the penis. Than you wrap it slow to fast to slow around your tongue. Moving your tongue in spirals up, and down. Eventually deep throating the penis, and doing vigorous spirals. Than ending with a tickle on the tip, spelling out tornado, and than kissing the tip of the dick.
Sally, "I so tornado tongued Dan last night."
Betty, "Omg. He must have moaned."
Sally, "Tell, me about it."
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Cum Tongue 

When a Euro or Russian pornstar sticks out her tongue to take the cum shot, and her tongue already has a thick white coating because she hasn't brushed her tongue from the last 300 cumshots.
I was all ready to shoot my load over that porno scene, but then that pornstar stuck out her cum tongue.
Cum Tongue by borderland October 13, 2011

[purple tongue] 

when u stick a jolly rancher in a girls vagina and eat it out until your tongue turns purple.
last night i gave your mother a purple tongue, haha.
[purple tongue] by Dominik Cougar January 8, 2009

sparks tongue 

What you get after drinking a decent amount of the malt beverage Sparks. Turns your tongue orangish-yellow.
Duder #1: I downed a 6 pack of sparks the other night and ended up with sparks tongue.
sparks tongue by human=garbage September 30, 2006

move your tongue around more 

asking somebody to move their tongue around more
Daniel you should move your tongue around more.

donkey tongue 

When a guy sits down and his junk creates a noticeable bulge in his pants; Looks like a donkey that’s passed out with its tongue hanging out of the side of its mouth; A male camel toe.
You should see this photo I have from my buddy’s wedding. Anderino Panderini is sitting down in these tight tux pants and he’s got a major donkey tongue.
donkey tongue by K-Pa March 4, 2005

Cat Got Your Tongue 

When you or someone else cannot speak verbally. Usually when a secret got told, or something surprising happened.
Example -

Person 1 - So, how was the show?
Person 2 - Um.. I-.. Ugh..
Person 1 - What? Cat got your tongue again?

Person 2 - Ugh... um.. no.. I mean.. uhh..