To be kicked out of your dorm room for the night because your roommate is going at it with one of their textbooks.
Dude, I got textiled last night for his econ exam, he figured I'd be better off sleeping on the couch than having to deal with him reciting off all this crazy nonsense
by Sid Barrett May 16, 2011
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This event occurs when two or more guys send you the exact same text message at the same time. Often times asking such things as "Where's the beer", "Where are you at?", or Bring some beer.
Mike: Yo Matt and Chris are Eiffel Tower Texting me left and right, asking about this beer.
Jeff: Lets make this beer run quicker.
Jeff: Lets make this beer run quicker.
by The_Proffesor July 11, 2011
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Get the Texticles mug.The act of pretending to send a text message to a group of people by using plural words, in order to either
a) seem less personal, in order to avoid confrontation
or
b) seem less like a stalker when you text someone a million times a day
a) seem less personal, in order to avoid confrontation
or
b) seem less like a stalker when you text someone a million times a day
Greg recieves a text message from Aimee that says "Hey, whats up homies?"
Greg: Hey, did anyone get that text from Aimee?
Jordan: Nope, she must be plural texting you man.
Greg: Man, she's been doing that all week, but it totally seems impersonal because she keeps using plural words, so she is totally not a stalker.
Greg: Hey, did anyone get that text from Aimee?
Jordan: Nope, she must be plural texting you man.
Greg: Man, she's been doing that all week, but it totally seems impersonal because she keeps using plural words, so she is totally not a stalker.
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jay received a text from holly who said lets go party, he instantly replied " im down fosho!" he also received a text from janey a second later, looked at it and never responded because her text read " what the fuck is your problem?!" he committed textism!
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