Textiled 

To be kicked out of your dorm room for the night because your roommate is going at it with one of their textbooks.

Dude, I got textiled last night for his econ exam, he figured I'd be better off sleeping on the couch than having to deal with him reciting off all this crazy nonsense

Textiled by Sid Barrett May 16, 2011

textile challenged 

Someone that can't keep clothes on. Either because they can't stand the way fabric feels against their skin, feels sufacated or restraint in freedom of movement or they just plain want to be naked and feel the air all over their body. A Textile Challenged person would have a really hard time swimming in clothes, wet fabric against their skin would be like fingernails scratching on a chalkboard to others.

Tioti is so Textile Challenged you can't take him anywhere in public, he might strip.butt ass naked

textile challenged by Naked Kayak Dude July 4, 2018

textile 

n. A non-nudist.
adj. Of or relating to non-nudists.

"Naturists do everything textiles do, except nude! Nude or clothing-optional beaches are just like textile beaches, except the dress code."

textile by ManaUser July 26, 2006

texiled

the act of being excluded from a one-on-one conversation with a friend because they are occupied with texting someone else.

X: So what do you think?
Y: (no response)
X: you texiled me, put your phone down.
Y: (no response)

texiled by sleezbag June 19, 2010

textiles 

common name for the clothing 'locked'! i.e.-those who COULD NOT, and/or WOULD NOT; EVER 'bare their treasures' on the nude beach!!

he/she TERRIFIED of bare skin!!

the textiles were HORRIFIED! when the streaker ran across the baseball field.

judy was thrilled to leave the world of the textiles, during her first time on the nude beach!!

john had flesh colored swim trunks, complete with a hose, sack, and hairy triangle!, that TERRIFIED!! those on the textile beach!!

textiles by michael foolsley October 30, 2011

Textile Dysfunction

When your cell phone's anticipatory word feature chooses random and often inappropriate substitutions for an otherwise innocuous text message.

I tried texting my crush about the party but my textile dysfunction asked him about his poopy instead :(

Textile Dysfunction by We Believe in Fridays July 29, 2009

textile break 

A term used to describe damage to clothing during sport.

The fullback suffered a textile break during the first half of the match and was forced to leave the field.

textile break by MonteZuma August 4, 2004