stalkerocity

a state of extreme stalking in which one works themselves into such a funk that their stalker-dom is relative to a drug high

"Hey look Jim is jones-in over that girl so bad I'm afraid he's about to go all stalkerocity on her and get him self slapped in the face with a restraining order"

by Amanda and Adam March 19, 2008

stalkerwave

a microwave that beeps each and every minute after the food is done until you open it and take the food out.

I popped some popcorn and the stalkerwave wouldn't stop beeping at me.

by willy_t123 May 8, 2010

Stalkerific

Something that is rockin' awesome and useful when stalking someone.

Dude, the friend activity feed on the new Facebook layout is totally stalkerific! It's f'ing easy to creep on my Facebook crush now that I can use that rockin' stalker bar.

by Ralfdallas September 23, 2011

Stalkerstache

Definition 1: The obviously false mustache worn when stalking someone, usually in a wacky comedy movie.

Definition 2: The creepy mustache of a stalker. Often a synonym for pedostache.

Example 1: "I'll catch up with you in a minute, I have to get the glue on my stalkerstache to stick to my face before we can start tailing Bob."

Example 2: "Do you see that guy? He has a total stalkerstache."

by Gigglykiller October 30, 2012

stalkerade

A condition characterized by overly lusting or becoming obsessed with someone to the point of making his/her life a living Hell.

She originally thought the guy was an admirer, but when she said she wasn't interested in dating him, he developed a severe case of stalkerade. Now she spends more time at the police station that getting overtime at her job.

by nolabels January 12, 2013

Stalkery

This is a word created by Azzyland

There are so many texts of stalkery

by Azzyland _offical August 26, 2020

Statker

Statker - Status Stalker

A word just thought of by me and not featuring on the Urban Dictionary!

Me: Anyone would think that John fancies you!

Girl: I've always got a status stalker

Me: Statker!! LOL

Done.

by GrUnique December 18, 2011