Slapping the bishop

Another way of masturbaiting but sometimes it can be used for furiously masturbaiting.

Man: “hey are you alright??”
You: “ nah I spent all night slapping the bishop.”

by Slapdabitch October 18, 2018

Laporta Slap

A slap so humiliating that the recipient is left red-faced and speechless. When the shock wears off, the recipient, feeling the utmost shame, usually claims that it didn’t even hurt.

Did you see Laporta slap John Cala right in the face after he pulled the fire alarm? That Laporta Slap was epic. It totally left John Cala red-faced and speechless.

by Verostoria January 21, 2022

Burf Slap

A burf slap is a rule in beer pong where a team gets one chance per game to backhand the opposing team's ball as it reaches a cup, without any penalties. If a second burf slap is used, that team loses. Burf slaps make beer pong more interesting and can be a great tactical move for those strategic players.

Player: "If I make this shot we win"
Opponent: "You're forgetting I have my burf slap still"

by Sam Isaac May 10, 2014

slap the flapjack

A intense session of Masturbation, resulting in a gritty feeling

'I'm just going to hit the shower to slap the flapjack'

by KMAG YOYO February 18, 2014

momma slap

gettin a slap from your mother, whose usually black with junk in the trunk. Happens when you misbehave or say something that you think is fine but yo mamma don't like.

Mark:Did you see what Lebron James told his momma to do?!
James:Yea "syad!!"
Mark: How'd he not get a momma slap for that one?

by spncrm August 1, 2008

plum slap

The act of gyrating your body whilst kneeling over your partners face and slapping them in face with freshly shaved testicles

Mary lay there pretending to be happy but inside disgusted and humiliated as Rupert repeatedly gave her a plum slap

by Loopydave February 3, 2019

slap cheddar

to beat off, to ejaculate

What are you going to do tonight?
Slap cheddar.

by bonebrake22 June 24, 2008