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Slap Grab Month 

Okay so since there’s nothing to do this month i’ve decided to make it slap grab ass month. SPREAD THE WORD. All throughout December you can slap someone’s ass and then grab it.
*SMACK*

Emma: Why’d you just slap my ass and then grab it?!?!?!
Mya: Because it’s December! Slap Grab Month! You know what that means.

Schmisek Slap Grab

To slap and then grab in the same motion.
"I think that guy just gave my ass the Schmisek Slap Grab."

NATIONAL SLAP AND GRAB ASS MONTH 

December is the time for celebration and enjoyment so why not slap and grab someone’s ass!
girl: why did you slap my ass
boy: because it’s national slap and grab ass month!

NATIONAL SLAP AND GRAB ASS MONTH 

December is all about fun and excitement so why not grab or slap someone’s ass for your enjoyment!!
girl: ow why did you slap/grab my ass
boy: duh because it’s national slap and grab ass month!

National grab or slap a ass day 

National grab or slap a ass day will continue on Monday at school because the weekend don’t count so be prepared to get your ass slapped or GRABBED!! Big or small we get em all!!!!
Hey today is National grab or slap a ass day!

grab and slap 

grabbing a beer from a bodega, slapping the money on the counter. normally occurs when an underage kid wants to drink.
"when i was 19 i pulled a grab and slap over on 2nd ave and grabbed a 50 cent malt liquor."
grab and slap by w33deater June 11, 2014