Shock Tuah

Whrn you spit on his dick then stick a finger in his butthole.

It was Justin's birthday, so I gave him that shock tuah.

by ProfessionalAvocado October 5, 2024

bar shock

when you take more drugs after being barred out earlier and now youre barred out again..and crossed with the drug you just took

I cant remeber shit I got hella bar shocked after that dab from all those xannys this morning

by whosurplug June 1, 2017

internal shock

Mikaela's coined term meaning internal gasp, sense of surprise in understanding something about yourself that you did not realize before

OMG! *internal shock*

by paopoala April 7, 2017

shocking cruelty

An act of extreme wickedness. Type of: cruelty, inhuman treatment. a cruel act; a deliberate infliction of pain and suffering. the quality of being shockingly cruel and inhumane. synonyms: atrociousness, barbarity, barbarousness, heinousness.

shocking cruelty = Cruelty is behavior that deliberately causes pain or distress to people or animals. Britain had laws against cruelty to animals but none to protect children.

by who_said December 8, 2022

Fecal Shock Syndrome

1. Acronym: FSS. At the beaches in Chicago on Lake Michigan, Fecal Shock Syndrome is the result of encountering multiple soiled diapers on the beach or in the water. Symptoms include disgust, repulsion, running to get away, and later a sense of general contamination and (possibly psychosomatic) itching and general discomfort. Many people of a certain socioeconomic group in Chicago feel this is perfectly OK: baby poops, remove diaper and toss it on the beach.

2. Any instance where you see feces and it clearly does not belong there.

1. I dove in off the rocks at Montrose beach and saw three diapers floating in the water. Fecal Shock Syndrome set in immediately. I went home ant took a 30 minute shower.

2. I had fecal shock syndrome after someone shit between the dumpsters in the alley behind my apartment.

by dickie bundle September 11, 2012

Selfie Shock

The unexpected sensation one gets when using their phone to take a picture, only to discover that they left the camera in selfie mode.

Ohh, I want a picture of,… who the hell is that? Oh, it’s just me giving myself a Selfie Shock

by Jfman August 30, 2018

Shock Value Lesbian

A lesbian that frequently jokes about relations with a man for shock value. The man referenced is often a fictional character.

The Salesman could give me the choice between the bread or the lottery ticket, and I would reach for his waistband! – a shock value lesbian

by anonymous January 18, 2025