nervous pube toucher

noun.
A)Someone who clings to the gonads in worrysome, norvous, anxious struggles.
B) Masturbstor
verb.
A)masturbating

Jims so anxious about the economy, he's become a nervous pube toucher.

Everytime Terrence thinks about Veronica he nervous pube touches on us.

by igotthedefs February 14, 2009

womb puberty

A pregnant woman who's pregnancy was once un-noticeable, but spontaniously grew.

person 1: Woah! over thanksgiving break, mrs. teacher really grew! I didnt know she was pregnant?

person 2: Yeah, womb puberty really hit her hard.

by Billow Bet December 19, 2010

side pube

When someone's pubes are poofing out the sides of a bathing suit or underwear.

Kevin's mom was at the pool and you could see her side pube without looking too hard.

by Jinde Kush August 20, 2015

Cabbage Pubes

Thick curly pubes that look like shredded cabbage

"Man I hooked up with a Russian History teacher and she had cabbage pubes all over."

by osama ben lez December 15, 2018

California Pubehead

A California pubehead is a person.....
1. Is a major Hypebeast
2. Their hair is buzzed on the sides and pubes (curly) on the top
3. Mainly found wearing thrasher shirts or Champion as well
4. Could possibly be wearing clear, round shaped glasses.
5. Often times wearing checker vans.

Omg that kid is a California pubehead, gross!

by Gobble gobble yy 360 June 30, 2019

God's Pubes

A term most commonly used for marijuana

"Dude let's get biblical with some of gods pubes"

"What's that?"
"God's pubes is weed"

by 164784929 March 2, 2017

Rubik's pube

Tremendously hairy genitalia that is difficult to navigate and then solve by pleasing the partner

Xander complained that Sandy's vag was nothing but a Rubik's pube and it took him a helluva time in getting all of her colors on the right sides.

by von groovy May 10, 2019