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pittman

n. A person who has a fetish for armpit order and/or hair.
Hayden loved European women because he was such a pittman.
by "K" Dog July 15, 2008
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Pittsburgh

A crappy old city located between some dirty rivers (which often have cars or bodies in them). Pissburgh basically is full of rednecks (ever hear the saying "Pennsylvania: Philadelphia on one side, Alabama on the other"). Pissburgh is full of racists too. Everyone in the city claims to have such huge pride in their city but they don't. That is why Iron City went out of business (because everyone is cheap and just drinks Miller Lite, which is a hypocricy in itself because everyone is racist and Miller Lite donates to the Negro College Fund). That is also why the Penguins might leave town (Pissburghers don't like hockey too much becaues it is too complicated of a sport to get drunk and watch, and also cause the Penguins never play defense). Pissburgh claims to be a big drinking town but in reality no one here can handle their liquor, which is why Pissburgh is one of the leading DUI cities in the country. Pissburgh has no good job opportunities. Pissburgh claims to have their own language (yinz, n'at) but in reality NOBODY TALKS LIKE THAT except when they do it on purpose. Pissburghers want to have their own identity SO MUCH but whether they like it or not Pissburgh is a below average run of the mill city. For example, people think when you get a sandwich with french fries on it that is called ordering it "Pittsburgh style" but in reality NOBODY who doesn't live in Pittsburgh has ever heard of that. Pissburgh was rated one of the worst cities for singles, and it certainly is. All the girls are ugly and all the guys are uneducated rednecks. Pissburgh's number one radio station is KISS FM, which is basically a bunch of retards singing over the music while it plays. During winter Pissburgh's roads are the worst, because there are about 2 salt trucks that drive around when they feel like it. Pissburgh is full of hypocrits. They blast Barry Bonds for using steroids every chance they get, but when the true subject that the Steelers used steroids in the 70s comes up, they turn their heads. Basically, Pissburgh is a second rate city full of idiots who wish they had their own culture and language but they simply do not.
I live in Pittsburgh...boy does my life suck n'at
by Bill Coward May 13, 2006
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Pittsburgh

A dirty steel town, full of unemployed steel workers, in which everyone has mullets, drinks Rolling Rock beer, listens to 102.5 DVE, drives a Chevy truck, and worships the Pittsburgh Steelers as a religion, with Art Rooney in place of God and "Mean Joe" Greene in place of Jesus Christ. Pittsburgh even has its own language, Pittsburghese, and is in the process of forming its own country.
Yeah, I saw someone from Pittsburgh recently, mullet and everything.
by Mullet McFuckington June 20, 2008
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Pittbull

the sexiest cuban nigga wit green eyes that ive ever seen that sings the freaky-ass song"toma"
Damn pittbull is comin to h-town and im gonna go see him
by la_chula April 14, 2005
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Pittard

Somebody's ass, rear end, or derriere.
I need to get my pittard in gear.
by Colonal Buttocks October 6, 2009
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Vaibhav Pittie

Vaibhav Pittie: adjective
Vaibhav Pittie is used to describe annoying behavior of emotionlessly relating everyday stuff to arcane and vague economic or foreign policy issues in sentences riddled with words picked up from magazines which as a rule have to be published in the US/UK.
Girl to Vaibhav Pittie: God, you are so cute! We should meet up later.
Pittie: How about next month? The roaring inflationary rate of the US Dollar will make it easier for both of us 23 days later, when an WTO directive will temper the currency. We should also debate the principle of the guy paying for the date. Let's read Peter Singer and discuss this. How about H2 canteen for the date?
by Suman Rao December 14, 2011
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upper pittsgrove school

The shittiest school in New Jersey. Is located in Upper Pittsgrove Township, NJ. The teachers do not care about their students and the principal is a power-hungry-eco-friendly-little-bastard.
Let's go to Upper Pittsgrove School so I can be miserable!
by FuckMeInTheAssAndCallMeDaddy August 15, 2017
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