Petroleum jelly

What we all know as "vaseline". Vaseline is the name of a petroleum jelly brand.

Petroleum jelly can prevent chapped hands and lips.

by untiteqm September 6, 2023

Filthy Petrol Nozzle

The British version of the infamous Dirty Gas Pump. Starting off with simple tea-bagging, making sure that her nose is between your ass cheeks, and as she is jacking you off, you fart as much as possible.

I know she wants a filthy petrol nozzle when she insists on paying at the local mexican restaurant, but she doesn't tip because she's British.

by Whatstheirface August 25, 2020

petrol

gasoline like what you get at the gas station

"I need to get some petrol first though, bro."

by SpencerMark May 30, 2006

Patrolkin

When a police officer takes a dump in his patrol car while getting a blowjob.

That cop just got a patrolkin after he arrested that hooker on the corner.

by SpankyBranch August 6, 2009

Petrolino

A Petrolino is an Italian know-it all who is very good looking. Can be male or female but they are very scarce. Endangered Species.

That girl is gorgeous and seems to know all the latest gossip, she must be a Petrolino.

by B6779 December 9, 2010

pathological burger flipper

Originating from"burger" meaning "lie" or "fib" and "burger flipper" meaning "liar", a pahological burger flipper is someone who constantly tells lies when there is no reason to do so. This person is predisposed from birth to flip burgers.

Bro I had 38 beers last night." "Dude no you didn't. You're a pathological burger flipper

by abowse November 29, 2011

Patronage

The act of appointing someone to a public office for literally any reason other than their ability to hold a public office.

An example of patronage is electing a man who is clearly suffering from a mental decline, and a woman who has ruined several people's lives just because she is a woman, to get rid of a man whom you hate for no reason.

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