Check, please!

When you desperately want to escape an awkward situation because its just like so cringe

Penitent: I don't know what do to. I've tried everything. This sin just controls my life and can't find hope anywhere.
Priest: Hmmmmmm.... check, please!!!!

by BriggsBriggs April 22, 2022

Please ur gf day

On November 14 you must please ur gf anytime she asks you to (fellas you know what I mean by that) get it on.

Her: Hey babe guess what day it is
Him: It’s November 14 ( National please ur gf day) I forgot
Her: May I be pleased?
Him: Ofc baby, come over here

by Himonkey345 November 13, 2021

Mohinder please

When there is too much confusion, contradiction and contention, then to remove darkness and bring clarity, one can invoke some help.... Mohinder please!!

Hush:OMG! All scarves look cool. Which one should I pick? Mohinder please!

Salesgirl: Roger, Mohinder please!

by Luvrogers May 7, 2013

take one please

that note you see on candy bowls on halloween

it said "take one please!" but you know theres always that one kid who doesn't listen

by starry da great December 20, 2024

Please vote for me

please vote for me
/plēz/
verb
1.
cause to feel happy and satisfied.

I need a dog please vote for me.

by Juan Juan dot com December 5, 2018

please

the word used to beg your mom for some money to trick her into giving it to you.

mom- you dont need any money
me- please mom

mom- uggg fine

by c0op3r January 17, 2022

please

a thing where people want something

PLEASE GO FASTER DADDY

by lolnoobs69420 February 24, 2022