Maroon

This is a racial slur used to refer to black slaves abandoned("marooned") by slave ships on islands on the way to thier destination when they were found to be in some way inferior and not worthy of a good price at auction. It means, in effect," One who is deemed unworthy of even the lowliest of prices."

" I hired the guy to sweep up hair in the barber shop but he can't even do that! What a maroon!"

by Toneiseverything July 7, 2012

Mormon.org

A common trolling destination where one can talk anonymously with a mormon missionary. Common activities include:

-Rick Rolling
-Asking How Magnets Work
-Making Fun of Jesus

Welcome to mormon.org chat.
A missionary will be with you shortly.
Agent Clarice is ready to assist you.

Clarice: Hello, how may I help you?
Me: Is it true your god was nailed to a cross?
Clarice: The Son of God was nailed to a cross, yes.
Me: That's funny, because my God, the Norse Thunder God Thor, wields a giant hammer.
Me: Coincidence?
The Chat Session Has Ended.

by AlexeiTheTroll November 20, 2010

Mormon

An annoying cunt that comes to your door and gives you a brochure containing information about their church even after you tell them "No thanks. I'm not religious." Wait a sec. Someone's at the fucking door.

Who's at the door? Another Mormon? Aw fucking great!

by LilWindex May 16, 2018

Mormon

Someone who would be a spammer if they had the technical expertise.

They come from America, are dressed to look professional even though they are hacks, attack every house they can think of and sometimes hijack you while you're shopping, give you information you don't want, want you to give them 10% of your money and take too much of your valuble time to get rid of.

Mormons burn in hell for the misery they inflict on the world.

by Yaoigirlproxy January 22, 2005

Oxy-moron

There's oxymoron, which is a figure of speech, then there's Oxy-moron, which is a person who abuses oxycontin so much that he's a moron, hence the term OXY-MORON.

Look at that kid, he takes so many oxycontins, HE'S A OXY-MORON.

by Jaysterdamus June 23, 2011

mormon

a religion that secretly worships Lucifer

if you gain enough trust within the mormon church.
you will be told who they really worship.

by Ex-Mormon January 11, 2008

moron

By nature, us humans usually fear what is unknown, represents a threat or we don't understand; a moron is an individual with infinite possibilities.

Morality could come from morons.

by Anonymous May 15, 2003