My friend walks into the room and makes a statement about something completely obvious. I respond with total excitement.. "I know that's the first time that never happened again!" After a few seconds of thought, he looks at me and just shakes his head saying you are such an Oxy-Moron.
by Tom Stillin March 15, 2019
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by Jaysterdamus June 23, 2011
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Usually sharp tongued and self important, an oxy-moron is generally an insecure, insensitive, raucous ass who cops an ironic pseudonym as a shield for presenting unsolicited and ignorant remarks regarding people and events about whom he or she knows very little.
niceboi - "That girl has really big boobs and she wears t-shirts by Snorgtees. Point and laugh with me."
Intelligent person with good taste - "It's time you stopped being an oxy-moron and shut the f*** up already. Nobody cares about your decidedly uninformed opinion."
Intelligent person with good taste - "It's time you stopped being an oxy-moron and shut the f*** up already. Nobody cares about your decidedly uninformed opinion."
by DJ Dialectic July 24, 2010
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by Spanks Johnson October 25, 2006
Get the Oxy-moron mug.A person that knows the dangers of recreationally using oxycontin or oxycodone yet continues to abuse it.
Did you hear about that guy down the street? He's been stealing his grandma's oxycontin for years. What an oxy-moron.
by Jg1153414 April 6, 2020
Get the Oxy-moron mug.Oxy-moron. One who, in an attempt to prove they are hip and down with the lingo refers to the Narcotics Anonymous 12 step program as"dope."
by David1965 March 23, 2022
Get the Oxy-moron mug.Someone who is simultaneously breathing and an idiot (EX: you, probably). This noun can also be used to describe someone with infectious stupidity (that is breathing). This word sounds stupid (which it is), but you never know if the person you use it on will be alive the next moment.
(sometimes confused with "oxymoron," which is different I swear).
(sometimes confused with "oxymoron," which is different I swear).
"They're an oxy-moron."
"I'm such an oxy-moron, I'm going to kill someone in approximately 0.5 hemiseconds"
"I'm such an oxy-moron, I'm going to kill someone in approximately 0.5 hemiseconds"
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