London Daily Mirror

What michaelmoore.com calls the communist toilet paper newspaper "the mirror", truly the worst newspaper ever. This is an attempt to make the sourse sound like a creditable, established paper, when in fact it is crap, and read by old people.

I really wish michael moore would bitch about america in america, rather than assuming he will be accpeted in europe, the faggot.

by Gumba Gumba May 21, 2004

londom

Of or relating to sex or something sexual in nature.

Tinkerbell: No condom no londom!

by (Hook) December 9, 2008

London Teacozy

A sexual act where the male rubs his penis in between the females ass cheeks while pissing. Usually performed in London and enjoyed with crumpets.

Jack: "yo i gave that bitch a London Teacozy last night!!!"

Caleb: "dude i tried that once and got slapped in the face!!"

by beefpatties July 16, 2010

London Applegate

She's that one chick who sticks to a guy once they're deeply in love. She's funny, smart, sexy, and she's one hell of a looker. If you ever find a London Applegate, make sure to hold her tight. She's the baddest bitch of them all, and no one could ever replace her. Never in their entire lives would they ever succeed. I have this crush on this girl named London and her last name is Applegate because she fucking loves apples. She's so awesome and funny...

London Applegate is the best woman to ever live in the entire world, no debates.

by JesseB19 June 5, 2012

london meat grinder

When a partner with missing teeth gives oral sex.

Dude, that whore gave me a london meat grinder. My cock is hurting.

by Abstract1179 February 9, 2015

The American School in London

A shitty, yet hella expensive school full of rich bitches. Also known as "ASL"

"She's ugly, fake, rich, and bitchy... She must go to The American School in London.

by birdy93 December 17, 2015

internet lingo

anagrams on the internet/aim for lazy typers.

example of internet lingo:
jane; "omg! tyler totally slipped on that banana peel today and practically broke his ass!"
john; "lol! omg! r u serious?"

omg = oh my god
lol = laugh out loud
wtf = what the fuck
wth = what the hell
rofl = rolling on floor laughing
lmao = laughing my ass off
ttyl = talk to you later
imho = in my humble opinion
idk = i don't know
idc = i don't care
idr = i don't remember
jk = just kidding
r = are
u = you
...and so on

by scarlet :] April 5, 2008