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Jartavaquious 

A male, usually built like a corn on the cob. Smells like doritos and only drinks mountain dew infused coochie juice.
Oh wow, that guy is such a Jartavaquious
Jartavaquious by _CASCI November 11, 2018
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Brown Filipino boy.
Name came from Ma's maiden name and Pa's last name.
Ma and Pa made Jarson
Jarson by murderrheads August 13, 2008
Me.
Hey, that's Jarrod.
Jarrod by The True Jarrod June 14, 2020
A girl that is amazing in every way. A loveable trustworthy girl that doesnt judge. Definitely smiles a lot. Juicy and scrumdilly-umscious!!!!
I got to get a chick named Jarissa.
Jarissa makes my dreams come true.
Jarissa by jaquony July 10, 2010
Jarate, or the art of flinging jars of urine at your enemies, is guaranteed to result in “psychological damage, blindness, embarrassment, nightmares (with you as the star!), self-loathing, difficult stains and intense body odor."

This is an unlockable move/weapon for Sniper in the game Team Fortress 2.
"Suck on this, ya wanker!" *toss*

*crash* "I r be hit wit teh jarate! NUUUUU~!"
jarate by Hozukimaru11 March 23, 2011
A hilarious, gorgeous, wild person. Known for being just a humble motherfucker with a big-ass dick.
"It's Jarko!"

Don't ask it's not his problem
Jarko by The Beatman December 9, 2010