warm the bed

a phrase used to denote 'to have sex'.
She is a promiscuous woman who always tends to warm the bed with new men every night.
by uttam maharjan February 01, 2011
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Bed Date

A bed date means meeting your friend-with-benefits for sex.

It sounds better than the more common terms like hook up or booty call.

A bed date is reserved for someone who you don't want as your girl/boyfriend, but you enjoy their friendship and the sex.

Feeling aroused, she went on a bed date with her one and only lover.

His bed date with her was well overdue. Everything about him screamed sexual frustration.
by SecretWhispers April 07, 2009
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wish bed

A wish bed is a kind of bed, where you have this bed and you wish there was a girl/boy on it.
A wish bed is pretty much like the wish sandwich.
by schepi October 22, 2006
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Shit The Bed

Pretty English I guess, an expression of complete suprise, or utter contempt at something that has passed. Similar to 'Christ on a bike', depending on the religious persuasions of assembled company.
Ie. When breaking a glass full of vodka: 'Shit the bed!'

Or: So and so slept with that tramp last night!

SHIT THE BED!
by munchkim July 16, 2009
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Bed Driving

Bed sucks at driving like man she sucks
by Black_Buddhha May 21, 2021
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fnaf bed

A type of bed in which someone can perform sexual activities on.

The bed usually has fnaf bed sheets for irony of a joke but can have different meme sheets

In a statement like "Do the FNaF bed" it means performing sexual activities on said bed with a partner.
"Hey Amanda, wanna do the FNaF bed?"
by Fakerac May 20, 2020
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bed spreading

The act of ejaculating over a large surface area
Leah : 'He was bed spreading all over me last night'
by asdfghjklmnbbvc February 04, 2014
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