Grassin

The act of saying something outrageous that is clearly not true or enormously exaggerated.

Guy 1: So, like 10 guys jumped me last night and i took them all on and won and then stole their wallets and then hooked up with all their girlfriends.

Guy 2: Dude, you're grassin.

by (Bryce) March 1, 2009

grass rat

someone who says they're a landscaper or advertises landscaping services, but really just cuts lawns for a living

the truck says "Joe's landscaping" but Joe is just a grass rat

by Stefan the terrible June 12, 2004

pre-grass

1.To engage in sexual activity with a female before she has grown pubic hair

2.Gett'in Em before the hair does

"Will, I can't belive your going out with that pre-grass"

by nebbyshmoe June 5, 2007

shit on the grass

Shit on the grass is a shot made from flaoting baily's irish cream ontop of midori.
The midori being the grass, and the baily's is the shit.

Peter: What are you guys drinking?
Chris: Shit on the grass, you girlfreind had some too.
Peter: where is she?
Chris: throwing up.

by 30OTT August 2, 2006

kneehigh to a grass hopper

very short person or object

fred - 'u seen jess recetly?' james - 'yer' fred - 'shes kneehigh to a grass hopper aint she'

by mmmcheese August 29, 2007

grass-touching

a term used when you lose an argument with an educated person and dont know what to say.

dumb person: ugh larries are so stupid, touch some grass!
smart person: i am now grass-touching. never felt better, thank you!

by bbm gc November 12, 2020

Nigger grass

A racial slur referring to marijuna/marijuana kush

Evertime I see swag team they smell like nigger grass

Yo wassup homie, you wanna puff on some of that nigger grass?

by rubeyswag August 21, 2011