goon wake up time

the time when goons usually wake up, generally late and belligerent.

if from ole miss term used is goon rush hour (5:00)

man theese goons be strait merkin... is it goon wake up time?

by thatolemiss nigga November 12, 2009

gointer

Red shit that comes out of a dogs cock. It looks like a small worm.

"Those dogs are about to fuck", exclaimed Terry, "you can see his gointer sticking out already"!

by streetthug11 June 9, 2011

goon booth

A destination set-up specifically to attract less-desirable members of a particular crowd, where they can be distracted and naturally discouraged from mingling with the rest of society; like a kiddy-pool for morons

"Hey, glad you made it to the con! You didn't bring Jerry with you, did you?"
"Yeah, but he saw the furry group right as he came in, so he's distracted, don't worry about him."
"I knew he'd find the goon booth!"

by K0k04 July 28, 2018

Goon

Self description of east coast gangster and BMF on the planet Jorge Masvidal, raised by spicks in Miami Florida.

"Fuck yeah I'm not no west coast gangster. I'm a fucking goon"

by A-Dog94 September 21, 2019

Goon

Short for Gemmy Goon.

We 'Gon Goon together?

by 7th Colored February 1, 2022

elly-gontz

Mispronounciation of the word "elegance" in homage to the Ricardo Montleban commercials for some luxury car that had "rich Corinthian leather."

"Whoa. Check out that '72 Riviera - now that's elly-gontz."

by Francine R. June 22, 2006

Lavander Goon

To be considered a Lavander Goon you must contain at least two (2) of the following:
1. An interesting creature, one who really knows how to make other stomach turn just from making comments.
2. A man who is addicted to whores in order to make a multitude of wiener cousins.
3. A trolling champ who knows no boundaries and can even make hardcore gamers pissed.
4. Someone who can quote movies like it is the only thing they do.

Stupid troll...
Was he hurtful?
So much he is such a Lavander Goon.

by Pen15ish December 30, 2010