Baby Goat

A term of endearment and validation (G.O.A.T, greatest of all time) used for small or cute things

Person 1: "That kid kills it at the drums!"
Person 2: "Dude's a baby goat"

by 3pointkiller February 19, 2022

Space Goat

Canadian Military term for someone who smokes too much weed.

Stop being such a Space Goat.

by Idontcareanymore. January 10, 2020

Grumpy goat

A vagina so lonely it will eat anything

Wow, look at that grumpy goat!

by cattle_herder_22 May 5, 2018

Dumb goat

A dumb person.

He's a dumb goat.

by Goodbyepoo April 1, 2019

consider the goats

When somebody has a plan, but hasn't thought it all the way through; when a person hasn't thought of the consequences of their future actions

Person 1: "Dude, are you going to consider the goats?"
Person 2: "No I guess I haven't. I should probably do that. That's for reminding me bro."

by bleudog2012 December 26, 2014

skuzzified goat

these are people who tend to be skankish in behaviour, yet skuzzy in friend skills. They are usually two-faced bottom dwellers who cling to their cell phones like inbred dormant crackers crumbs, snatching up little tidbits of others lives and trying to mimic them. Skuzzified goats have no authenticity, they are posers and think they are being cute, but in reality, they are being skanks who need to get a grip on reality and start having original thoughts, or any thoughts at all.

I can't believe our friends turned out to be such skuzzified goats, they are such posers!

by lucyploser March 22, 2010

brian goating

Invented by sex magician, Brian Goating, the move involves cuming in a girls mouth than licking her teeth. Removing all the cum and gunk from in between her teeth

Bro me and my girl tried Brian Goating last night

by Masterblasted December 17, 2021