flabby fucktard

a stupid person who is really fat or in other words flabby

Hey look it’s vi!

No, dude that’s the flabby fucktard.

by beer bellied bitch August 1, 2018

Flabbergasted

A word used to describe your feelings when you feel confused, frustrated, angry, and insecure

Nicole! Please tell me what you put!! I am feeling flabbergasted because of you!

by peanut_ariel_carlos March 3, 2019

Flabberfucked

after reading fanfiction and feeling relived and calm from the briallnt steamy read. lets you release your hornieness even in lessons

gabby is feeling rather flabberfucked after that cool fanfiction

by #selfie#noway#England May 10, 2019

flabberweasted

The same meaning as the term flabbergasted. However, it is also referring to Patrick Star’s use of the term west as “weast” and is replacing the “gasted” part wit “weasted”. Flabberweasted

“When Sarah heard about her boyfriend Robert cheating on her, she didn’t know what to say. She was flabberweasted

by unforgivable1104 September 11, 2019

Flabby Finger February

A female must finger her self once on February 1st. Twice on February 2nd and so on all the way to the 28th.

Girl: you doin flabby finger February?

Girl: yesssss girl my fingers finna have scoliosis and arthritis

by Cam38118 November 26, 2019

Flaballgable

A person who is has a meh reaction to everything

Jerrard remains flaballgable, to the news of his sister pregnant with his child

by flable May 29, 2021

Flabbergasted

When one is so shocked, surprised, or horny; that there flabber gets gasted and there gast becomes flabbered

I was flabbergasted when that money wearing a strap-on came unicycling into the dining room.

by LiplessRain56 March 3, 2022