bobby

a moronic four eyed homo... who sleeps on his mothers couch... mooches off people... often uses girls for their money and often relies on others to make himself feel good. A real douche bag freak... who preys on young girls...often shits his pants and has a very very tiny knob if u will.

eww dont go near that bobby he's a piece of shit
so i hooked up with this loser bobby last night and he only lasted 3 seconds....he is so pathetic

omg that bobby just stole a thousand dollars from me...

no way i heard his mom stole 60000000 from where she works... WHAT A BOBBY

by cutiepiee December 30, 2008

Bobby

An extremely rude boy. Not boyfriend material. Probably wont help you carry your shopping bags or open doors for you. Dont expect him to send goodmorning texts to you too.

Oh my God, Bobby is sucha dick!

Bobby, can you stop eating that banana and come help me carry this!

nigger

by bobby’s ex October 4, 2016

dammit bobby

When the world goes to implode on itself, the last words that you will FUCKING HEAR GOD DAMMIT BOBBY!

Fucking Dammit Bobby, piece of shit cunt.

by Darude Dankstorm October 4, 2015

boobysit

To spend time with a girl because she's attractive and with the interest of receiving sexual gratification and no other reason.

Said girl generally lacking intelligence or any personality...

d00d1: "Hey, where's Shawn?"
d00d2: "I think he's out with that Megan girl..."
d00d1: "That gullible brunette bitch?"
d00d2: "Yeah. He's totally boobysitting."

by Alexander Norris March 26, 2008

bobby pop

n. adult beverage, usually meant to signify a malt-based, alcoholic beverage, such as beer. Derived from the common nickname for Robert, and the quaint idea that for people who drink beer all day, it's kind of like soda.

You wanna sneak down to the stock room and have a quick bobby pop with me? My shift is almost over and I wanna get started - tonight's open mic at the bowling alley.

by book learning July 8, 2010

Bobby Hole

When your bobby mong explodes to become a bobby hole,

If you do not cover the bobby hole up then bees will come out to burst other people's bobby mong's which causes a bobby bursting epidemic.

AH shit my bobby mong bursted, i gotta cover this bobby hole up

by Sam The Holy Ham May 30, 2018

Bobby Shmurda Curse

Makes your internet cut out at random times.

Sorry I keep disconnecting. I have the Bobby Shmurda Curse.

by Nigglet Logic September 5, 2018