pumpkin blumpkin 

The same as receiving a classic blumpkin (a blowjob while taking a dump) BUT with the slight variation that you ask the nice young lady or man to wear a jack-O'-lantern on there head while they do it.

Dude you know how I got rid of all of my pumpkins after halloween? I had my girlfriend give me a pumpkin blumpkin everyday this week!

pumpkin blumpkin by classycupcake November 11, 2011

Super Bowl Blumpkin 

A derivative of the royal blumpkin. One girl blows you while you take a shit on another girl. However, instead of the girl swallowing your shit, you dookie all over her face and leave smudges under her eyes like the black paint football players have under their eyes for blocking out the sun to catch passes.

Tell that bitch to go long, i got a super bowl blumpkin coming.

Super Bowl Blumpkin by Mr_Jones February 2, 2007

Rusty Blumpkin 

receiving oral sex on the toilet with the runs or very bad diarea.

I took a mean ass shit last night but my girl came in and gave me a rusty blumpkin.

Rusty Blumpkin by Si Julio February 18, 2009

Fuzzy Blumpkin 

The act of recieving a blowjob on the toilet while having diarrhea. similar to a blumpkin

Bro she didnt know she was giving me a Fuzzy blumpkin until my shit splashed up on her face.

Fuzzy Blumpkin by Muffdiver1993 October 13, 2009

Reverse Blumpkin

The true meaning of a reverse blumpkin is to get your ass sucked while taking a piss.

Yo that was one sweet crucial reverse blumpkin!!!

Reverse Blumpkin by Bacon Strips August 27, 2005

girl blumpkin 

the act of one girl sucking off a strap on dick attached to another girl who is taking a huge smelly shit.

Tina loved Anne so much she followed Anne into the bathroom, got on her hands and knees, and sucked and licked the strap on while Anne filled the toilet with huge smelly turds. Tina was so hot from sucking her strap on and smelling Anne's huge pile of shit she had to go girl blumpkin toilet diving.

girl blumpkin by Cunnilumpkin Eater October 21, 2008

rigor blumpkin 

an act of necrophilia by which a person recieves a blumpkin from a corpse

Don't piss me off or I'll kill you and make you give me a rigor blumpkin! - Tino

rigor blumpkin by Andy D February 16, 2005