Salty Blanket

When you have sex with a girl outside in the snow and she climaxes at the exact same time as you ejaculate and it freezes into a salty white mess that gets onto your clothes. The only way to get the stain out? You don't.

Person 1: What's that white shit on you?
I pulled a Salty Blanket on my girlfriend

Salty Blanket by sonic12576 August 3, 2016

Wet Blanket 

When the pass is a three. Straight to the setter's hands.

skraaaa skra pap pap that pass was a wet blanket bois.

Wet Blanket by angrysharky November 2, 2017

Electric Man Blanket 

For use in the Winter Months, a male that goes to bed about an hour before you (to warm it up), cuddles you throughout the night and leaves and hour before you wake up. Much, much like the "Winter Boyfriend" but a lot less maintenance.

Also good to keep you warm when your gaming.

Often referred to as an E.M.B.

Gosh my beds cold but I don't want to have to pick up a dude." "Electric Man Blanket?" "Mmmm EMB

Electric Man Blanket by missusmactavish July 31, 2011

eggs in a blanket 

when you wrap penis around your scrotum and make the brain and it looks like a snake wrapped around.

I showed some bitch my eggs in a blanket and she loved it.

eggs in a blanket by a1mostt May 14, 2012

beach blanket bingo 

When a person does a surprise attack on someone else by throwing a sheet over them and repeatedly hitting them with a bat. The blood marks in the sheet resemble a bingo dobber mark.

Did you here about John? He started spreading lies about Katie and she had her brother beach blanket bingo his ass in the alley behind the club.

beach blanket bingo by Stetson Wrangler February 5, 2014

pigs in a blanket 

A particular black woman's word for pinata.

You got any 'dem pigs in a blanket? You know, the tings you hang from a string and you hit dem and candy falls out!

pigs in a blanket by Kevin Reynolds aka. stankypoo February 24, 2003

Florida Gator's Blanket 

An area on and/or under which one can perform sexual intercourse or other sexual acts.

Nick and Emilie fucked on the Florida Gator's Blanket.

Florida Gator's Blanket by ealexandra December 31, 2008