EMB

Eat My Butt;

The act of taking your mouth and munching on my asshole, and what? EMB BITCH.

Stevie: EMB BABY!
Megan: EMB 4 LIFE!

by EMB4LIFE August 30, 2011

EMB

Eat My Balls;

Popular Acronym Originating in the Mid 90s on instant messengers such as AIM and ICQ.

Screw you man, you can just EMB.

by K-Bizzle2003 July 17, 2008

EMB

Eat My Bussy

Hey bucko, EMB!

by EMB_King November 24, 2022

EMB

Named after the waterfront district in San Francisco, Embarcadero means "wharf" or "landing place"
Its also a skateboard spot its a pice of skate history.

lest go skate at EMB

by Keolo March 24, 2005

EMB

the act of eating one's butthole...tossing one's salad...

shut up you hhhhwang, you can EMB

by duffy sisters August 03, 2006

EMB

Emergency Medical Blowjob.
Jared Harmon couldn't get his EMS license, so he went to college (the library) and learned how to give EMB's, Emergency Medical Blowjobs.

John: Man my girlfriend has to work tonight.

Max: Just call Jared, he will administrate a cure for your heartache with an Emergency Medical Blowjob!

by Vigilante DB October 26, 2003

Embed

Crudely, to have sex with, in Shakespearean terms.

Verily, we hastened to the inner sanctum of her chambers, whereupon I embedded the comely nymph.

by Alcoholichero July 20, 2015