A fake increase in cleaning standards just prior to having friends over to your place.
Fake clean is manifested in a rushed cursory clean, focusing on the tell tale areas that outsiders could be especially judgy about. The thoroughness of the clean will be dictated by whether the guests about to arrive are clean freaks or are fakers just like you.
Fake clean is manifested in a rushed cursory clean, focusing on the tell tale areas that outsiders could be especially judgy about. The thoroughness of the clean will be dictated by whether the guests about to arrive are clean freaks or are fakers just like you.
For fucks sake - forget about picking up the leaves. We’ve gotta start the fake clean early, Barbi and Richard are coming for dinner!
by Smooax September 4, 2020
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"And I see the disinfectant. Where it knocks it out in a minute, one minute. Is there a way that we can do something similar like that?"
-Donald J. Trump
President Trump, AKA President Clean, has made this dangerous, yet hilarious suggestion during the Corona Virus press briefing on April 23, 2020.
-Donald J. Trump
President Trump, AKA President Clean, has made this dangerous, yet hilarious suggestion during the Corona Virus press briefing on April 23, 2020.
by Superman 2050 September 21, 2020
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by ToeJay November 9, 2020
Get the Spring-Cleaning Riddle mug.St Clement Danes is a state school for boys and girls. Many boys like to call themselves road men and walk around Chorleywood eating chips and robbing the local newsagents. The girls will walk around with their skirts rolled up 2-4 times whilst the year 7s have their skirts past their knees. The girls you find that go to St Clement Danes school are very rude and like to think they’re better then others a lot of them with a very serious RBF problem. They will always steal your man. They get what they want when they want. Students from St Clement Danes are always having party’s ending very late at night even early morning. However they all seem to keep their grades very good
Boy:Some girls called me fit and asked to go to their party
Boy: ahaha they probably go to St Clement Danes
Boy: ahaha they probably go to St Clement Danes
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Meet my stand 「Crystal Clear」, It has the ability to distort reality within a 5 metre radius, NOW DIE!
by anonymous December 7, 2020
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