Kaley Cleary 2.0

A anal gaping master who likes girls and has a 24 inch dragon dildo and likes money.

Dumb Nigger Cock Kaley Cleary 2.0

by Giant Testicles December 6, 2019

dry cleaning

A paycheck you get in an envelope when it’s payday.

Squidward: ah the sweet smell of payday
*opens envelope*
Squidward: huh?
Mr. Krabs: oh sorry, that’s my dry cleaning

by Fireguy47 October 19, 2019

czechout-clerk

A store-cashier in a Central European country.

I love buxom girls, and according to the official boob-map of the world, the women in the entire Swiss-German area have chests that are a D-cup average, so perhaps dating a few czechout-clerks would be a good start.

by QuacksO December 19, 2019

cosmic clearance

the government clearance that is above the president

The cosmic clearance was above what any President had due to public records law.

by Coop Dupe January 13, 2020

Toenail Cleaver

When you chop off ones toes with a cleaver and add it to tacos

"DUDE I JUST GOT TOENAIL CLEAVERED!"
"They were some nice tacos tho"

by HARDLY AMAZING FACTZ January 31, 2020

Head Cleaner

When a man sit on a toilet and the head of his penis unintentionally dips into the water. Usually, this type of toilet can be found found affixed to a wall and has a hinged seat (not a urinal). Typically this toilet is oval in shape, has a shallow bowl and a high water level. When flushed, the contents exit through the wall not the floor. See also Scrotal Bidet

Guy 1: “Damn! I sat down to shit and my dickhead hit the water!”

Guy 2: “That toilet is a real head cleaner!”

by Wandering_Star February 9, 2020

Mr.clean

A dumbass lookin teacher who changes all the rules and ruines band

Bruh his head be lookin so shiny that light reflects off it and kills an entire ant hill bruh look at that Mr.clean reject along with reject mall santa

by Tee hee 96 February 20, 2020