field monkey

Incompetent army general

Even if you don't like Napoleon Bonapartes height, please don't call him a field monkey

by Sexydimma March 28, 2017

Field

a fricking ass shit

He was a Field

by Anonimous21 November 1, 2022

Plow the field

The removal of hair at a females pubic area

Yeah i gotta go plow the field if u know what i mean

by Little yellows March 24, 2012

Field the question

1) A response, perception, or point of view for the 'mischief' in front of you.

2) Someone calls you out in a way that forces you to engage and respond fully to the bold accusations they are intending.

3) Analysing and/or studying an accusation in order to blow away its pretense.

That little bastard just shoved you under the bus , asking you about your mama that way. Just cause she was a hoe doesn't mean he can ask you shit like that!

You're one of the smartest sob's I know, field the question my brother!!! I know you will get him back real good!

by NickDLR November 30, 2017

home field advantage

A term used when you have sex with someone at your house, so you don’t have to be the one leaving.

Mike: Dude I totes smashed her!
Tory: Did you have home field advantage?
Mike: Yeah.
Tory: Good shiiiitt

by DrRiddlez December 13, 2020

Field Special

When one of your friends drinks themselves into a such a drunken state they can no longer function properly. This usually takes place at festivals and could involve rolling themselves onto a camp fire, coma like states of sleep, soiling themselves and most definitely blowing raspberry's on strangers

"We went to the pub on friday and Marc did a Field Special"

by Hatty Fattima June 9, 2009

Field Drip

Having a unique football style on-field.

Look at his customized cleats and dark visor, he has field drip.

by Dinero1250 April 10, 2022