This is the roast you use when you want someone to go fuck themselves and get lost. The roast goes like this, "Insert name here has a mirror in their pants, because the only person he/she sees in them is himself/herself."
Greg: "What's up, punk! Give me your lunch money!"
Me: .: To My Friends :. "I'm gonna burn him with The "Fuck Yourself" Roast."
"Greg has a mirror in his pants, cuz' the only person he sees in them is him!"
Me: .: To My Friends :. "I'm gonna burn him with The "Fuck Yourself" Roast."
"Greg has a mirror in his pants, cuz' the only person he sees in them is him!"
by Bullyimmunebitch May 11, 2020
Get the The "Fuck Yourself" Roastmug. The action of copying someone else's already unoriginal idea and roasting someone via an urban dictionary definition
by Whalejokesatyou November 13, 2016
Get the Urban Dictionary Roastmug. When you skin a cat, cook its meat, and wrap its skin around the meat like a giant hellish Slim Jim.
Hey Ryan the old lady down the road just bought a cat, wanna kill it and make a Illinois pussy roast?
Sounds tubular broski!
Sounds tubular broski!
by fliip3 March 27, 2022
Get the Illinois pussy roastmug. It is when a woman takes her beef curtians and wraps them around the mouth and nose of their partner and renders them deceased.
Ashley was so furious with Steve that when he fell asleep, she squated over him and smoothered him with the roast beef assassin. But there are probably worse ways to go...
by Heybabe380 September 7, 2023
Get the Roast Beef Assassinmug. by yvespls May 7, 2020
Get the Roasting Biases Daymug. After listening to the professor talk about cellular reproduction, I had sufficient ammo for roasting my bean that evening.
by MLWriter March 28, 2019
Get the roasting my beanmug. by Skeletonkeybumps April 19, 2018
Get the roast beef gashmug.