Dirty Squirts

Using a soda fountain machine for water and old coke comes out first, then water.

A dirty squirt could also mean having sex with a woman in doggy style and when you pull out, old period blood lightly squirts out and stains your sheets.
I went to get us water after the movie, but it gave me a dirty squirt!

Or

Kate came over and she had a case of the dirty squirts!
by MarksFatCock February 03, 2025
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Squat and Squirt

This is a bathroom phrase for sitting down on a toilet and pooping.
"Ok boys, this is where we're gonna squat and squirt!"

"I'm gonna go squat and squirt, be right back."

"Squat now, or forever hold your squirt."
by ToughGuy33 October 11, 2023
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Squirt tribute

When a girl is stalking her step sister or other women photos on the internet and masturbate to it.

A masturbation session where u reach

Orgasm to a woman you would like to have hot oral sex and Tribadism with, or have a crush on.
The act of squirting or peeing on a picture during masturbation.

Jessica:" I lend you my phone and when I come back for it, it smells like pee"
Jennifer:"I'm sorry!, I saw your pictures and I couldn't control myself and masturbated to it", "I imagine us tasting each other's clit and scissoring"
Jessica:" we may not be related by blood but I am still your sister, you cannot be doing stuff like this "

"Squirt tribute" is the act of a women masturbating to pictures of her step sister or other women
by Incest Blunder December 07, 2020
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Choco Squirt

When someone takes a seilfie while stupidly squatting. Typically done by a lot of no life Social media addicts.
Hey hold up let me take a choco squirt!
by Smart vocabulary guy March 29, 2017
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Bum Squirts

A bloke named Dave who snitches on his Mrs and gets confronted by his mates.
Hey gang! Did you see how bad Dave had the Bum Squirts when I hit him up about him snitching on old love and going to the boneyard?
by SMP.PFK April 02, 2022
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jerk squirt infection

When your man is about to jizz and it squirts in your eye and two days later you are being seen for pink eye.
I was trying to aim for her face but burped as I was cumming and missed and it went all in her eye and gave her a jerk squirt infection. l
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squirt the oyster

I have to go squirt the oyster
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