When you bare ass sit on top of a pie and wiggle around. Tears may or may not be included. Also known as a Boston cream splat.
by Butteater637 July 10, 2016
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by gorillawarfair May 4, 2017
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Squat Thots also typically complain that men are too short, despite them wearing heels.
Squat Thots also typically complain that men are too short, despite them wearing heels.
"See by the bar over there? Group Photo? A whole Squad of Squat Thots. Why the fuck do they do that?"
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
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by L Richmond June 10, 2009
Get the Monkey Squall mug.A sitting position pioneered by the asain population. Passed from generation to generation. This position/ ability is now engrained in all asians' DNA. This anatomical position strategically places the posterior over one's heels. Thus, allowing one's behind to remain clean while staying low to the ground. This position is often used by children playing, adults eating/cleaning, and azn gangstas doing their drugz.
Yo mang, yoou see them viet gangsta doing drugs?
Yeh dudes. I seent them azn squatting like foolz in a circle.
Yeh dudes. I seent them azn squatting like foolz in a circle.
by Jangsta Rife. October 25, 2010
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