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Single

......You......
Dude:hey you got a girl yet
You:nah g I'm single
by Loooooooooollllllll. December 23, 2019
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RIDICULOUSLY Single

You're not just single, you're RIDICULOUSLY Single. This extra level of single-ness constitutes having vodka shots regularly at 4am, followed by administering the shocker to strange women at 6am, even on worknights, regularly finding yourself boning different women, even at 9am on Tuesdays, at least 2 or more women each week, hungover at least 4 mornings at work a week and telling women you are not 'emotionally available'.
Girl Looking for Marriage: He's pretty cute, is he single?

Slutty Girl: Oh, don't bother girl, he's RIDICULOUSLY Single. I'm gonna go talk to him though.
by ArmoSaus March 5, 2011
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one single tear

When you are single and people brag about how many dicks they have sucked
McGee: I have 46 boyfriends and 28 girlfriends!

MisterRickRoll: One single tear.......dropping onto the ground.
by It.was.not.me December 11, 2016
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i’m single i’m single

When someone sends you a very attractive snapchat, or photo and you contemplate being single or asking them out.
*Girl sends picture*
Boy- I’m single i’m single
by kiddo kiddo November 10, 2019
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Single

A male individual who believes a female's occupation is the kitchen
Female: I wish I had a man *sigh*
Mr. Single: Maybe you should get in the kitchen
by heyit'sjaki September 17, 2012
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Singleton

Someone that only and has the singles from an album on their ipod/mp3 player and does not take the time to listen to or appreciate the other songs. also only listens to the radio for new music (by choice).
dude 1: (scrolling through dude 2's ipod) where's the rest of my ghetto report card?!? you only have tell me when to go and u & dat!

dude 2: man, those are the only good songs...

dude 1: are you serious?!? you stupid singleton
by AZNstunna March 31, 2007
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single awareness day

A made up holiday that overlaps valentine's day for people too ugly or crazy to get some.
Happy Single Awareness Day! I'm so lonely...
by Sierrapants January 12, 2009
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