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by Loooooooooollllllll. December 23, 2019
Get the Single mug.You're not just single, you're RIDICULOUSLY Single. This extra level of single-ness constitutes having vodka shots regularly at 4am, followed by administering the shocker to strange women at 6am, even on worknights, regularly finding yourself boning different women, even at 9am on Tuesdays, at least 2 or more women each week, hungover at least 4 mornings at work a week and telling women you are not 'emotionally available'.
Girl Looking for Marriage: He's pretty cute, is he single?
Slutty Girl: Oh, don't bother girl, he's RIDICULOUSLY Single. I'm gonna go talk to him though.
Slutty Girl: Oh, don't bother girl, he's RIDICULOUSLY Single. I'm gonna go talk to him though.
by ArmoSaus March 5, 2011
Get the RIDICULOUSLY Single mug.McGee: I have 46 boyfriends and 28 girlfriends!
MisterRickRoll: One single tear.......dropping onto the ground.
MisterRickRoll: One single tear.......dropping onto the ground.
by It.was.not.me December 11, 2016
Get the one single tear mug.When someone sends you a very attractive snapchat, or photo and you contemplate being single or asking them out.
by kiddo kiddo November 10, 2019
Get the i’m single i’m single mug.by heyit'sjaki September 17, 2012
Get the Single mug.Someone that only and has the singles from an album on their ipod/mp3 player and does not take the time to listen to or appreciate the other songs. also only listens to the radio for new music (by choice).
dude 1: (scrolling through dude 2's ipod) where's the rest of my ghetto report card?!? you only have tell me when to go and u & dat!
dude 2: man, those are the only good songs...
dude 1: are you serious?!? you stupid singleton
dude 2: man, those are the only good songs...
dude 1: are you serious?!? you stupid singleton
by AZNstunna March 31, 2007
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