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Nail chipper 

An personl who has a job working in manual labor. An example of this job would be a gardener, landscaper, maid. Basically anybody who has jobs work working for some rich rich rich ass motherfuckers. Specifically jobs that may damage your hands, manual labor, any kind of shit job that a rich person would rather pay for than risk chipping a nail for.

The job needn't be labor intensive or difficult on your hands, & expands to any sort of blue collar job.

Not necessarily correlated with a low income job. An example would be a GM of a country club. Maybe this person even grew up in a upper-middle-class wealthy family but this dude works at a fucking club for some rich motherfuckers. He will always be polishing those shoes for a living, chipping those nails for those chipless, manicured, vanilla-smelling handed cake eaters.

Some nail chippers may even socialize with those who employ them such as a caddy shoe shiner maybe a Gourmet Chef that works for a rich family and Cooks their meals all fucking day I do probably make a lot of money probably won't go to Starbucks and probably probably bougois, maybe a yuppy.

I found it nail chippers gravitate towards cake eaters specifically due to the consistency of work cake eaters demand( companies that do landscaping snow shoveling Christmas light decorating.

Ironically, nail clippers maybe even called upon to the cake eaters home for a special manicure pedicure.
Hello Meredith hello chadsworth. Sorry to ask such a question would you have a recommendation for a good nail chipper? We can't seem to get hours to fold the children's sheets properly and I'll be damned spend the first half hour of my morning listening to our current nail chipper talk about how our kids couldn't sleep cuz she can't learn how to fold the fucking sheets properly.

Yeah man there's no way I'm going to go to work for a fucking employer that gives me a drug screen. I don't mind running around chipping nails for a buck.

I don't care how much they're going to pay me !

Dude, will be making like 200 Grand a year being a manager at the Snack

Shack at the Country Club! Are you crazy!

Brah, I wouldn't Brown cake eaters for a career if they guaranteed Lady Gaga would give me a blowjob every morning after my bowl of Fruity Pebbles.
Nail chipper by rockynugs November 30, 2018

Nailed It! 

To succeed, to triumph. Perfect outcome! To prevail at something you wanted to accomplish such as a recipe or project whether replicating something you've seen or bringing your imagination to reality!
Tried that recipe from Pinterest and Nailed It!
Nailed It! by Queen Sparklyn September 2, 2019

Nailed it nods 

When you are quietly impressed with yourself so you give yourself a couple little nods of approval.
After sucking down a couple hot ones, Luke gave himself a couple nailed it nods to show how chuffed he was with himself.
Nailed it nods by Iamegg1993 December 31, 2019

nailversary 

A anniversary celebrating the amount of time you have been going to your favorite nail technician
Gina (Client) : hey do you know what day it is today?

Cindy (nail tech): Wednesday?
Gina (client):no, it’s our one year nailversary!

Cindy (nail tech): happy one year nailversary!

Gina (client): thank you for always making my nails look BOMB!
A person who’s tough and cute looking on the outside, but someone who loves cats and a total genius. She’s competitive and honest, a true friend you will have in a lifetime. A great leader and a giver.
You can name your cat Nai to honor Nailiah.
Nailiah by Strawberrylexy January 30, 2020

naillyvette 

Naillyvette is probably the shortest person in your friend group and has a lot of energy(She basically acts like a zoo animal). She is very fragile and will cry for anything and will cuss you out if you get her mad. Naillyvette can also be sweet but that is when you get on her good side. Naillyvette is basically like your annoying little sister.
Have you seen Naillyvette??
Yea I saw her running around somewhere
naillyvette by Diamond_A March 7, 2020