nailsea 

dirty, greasy, bloated, scuzzy, filthy.

from the town of nailsea, bristol, which is described well by all the words above.

it's all nailsea up in this bitch!

nailsea by scotch egg June 29, 2004

nailsea 

Town near bristol housing a higher than average proportion of under-age mums, chav-youth, and pensioners.

Town subject to much urban sprawl in to the countryside around it in recent years. Many young familys think they find a haven in this commuter town, but
in reality it's heading for ruin, in the image of stoke-on-trent, pending the addition of a tattoo shop, McDonalds and massage parlour.

Oh Nailsea, what happened?

Tom - "check out that punk kid coming out of nailsea school"

Dave - "Which one!?"

nailsea by iloveburberry May 24, 2005

nailsea 

great town, fantastic place to live.

From the town of Nailsea, Bristol.

Opposite to Clevedon, Bristol, the scummiest town in Britain.

This place is a proper nailsea!

nailsea by AcesPie February 24, 2005

Nailsea 

A shithole village in south west England that shares the Bristol postcode but is a cesspool for people who should have died 3 decades ago, and a new generation of inbred universal credit scroungers who think they're posh having coming from an affluent family, but in reality are dumb as shit and will never make above minimum wage.

The shithole village has one Greggs, one wetherspoons and a charity shop for every resident. Everyone is full of themselves and thinks the world revolves around them and their dead unwitty banter.

Friend A: Hey how come you always come to us for nights out, don't you live in Bristol?

Friend B: I live in Nailsea that pretends it's Bristol. The only exciting thing to do here is puncture old people's mobility scooters and watch them skid away.

Nailsea by FreddyJ127 March 21, 2022

nailea devora

formerly known as skrillex but is now competing with madison beer (yes, that's how beautiful she is)
the woman that all boys everywhere are simping for, she makes youtube look easy.
her mother was about to disown her when she got piercings to look good for her stalker.
i cried when i found out she was 18 because when i tell you this woman is hawt

soon shes going to join the tiktokers to ask for advice when Mina cries

simp1 : bro, have you been watching nailea devora?
simp2: yeah man, shes fine as fuck
simp3: have you considered the way she talks, how she moves when shes tired, how relatable she is or what she does when shes not filming?
simp2: shut up, im going to marry her, end of

nailea devora by apparently, water is good April 29, 2020

Nailea 

Nailea is a very smart and pretty girl usually a crybaby(she has lots and lots of feelings). She can always cheer you up when you are down. She is incredibly funny and smart. She is a person who doesn't care about others say about her and doesn't ever want to hurt anyone's feelings. Nailea loves to play lots of sports. But al home is very lazy. Just like her name, she is rare, so if you find you one KEEP her and DON'T LET GO. Nailea has a booty. Nailea is sexy as fuck. She is stunning. Once you meet a Nailea you will know what its like to smile for no reason, and once you're with her you will want to get closer and closer.If you take the time to notice all the small details about her you will realize what a truly amazing girl she is.She has that sense of humor you can't find anywhere else. She is very real with you and if she doesn't like something about you she'll tell you one way or another.She is a beautiful girl that guys really do not appreciate. You will be happy to have you a Nailea

Nailea is so nice.

I wish she was my friend.

Nailea by Thepuerto.rican November 1, 2019

nailea 

A sporty,kind,loving friend and person. She can always cheer you up when you are down. She is incredibly funny and smart. She is a person who doesn't care about others say about her and doesn't ever want to hurt anyone's feelings. She is the best friend to have

Wow Nailea is so nice and smart I wonder if she wants to be friends with me.

nailea by AdriannaPie December 22, 2016