Nailscoop 

(Noun)

An unsightly and malodorous quantum of fecal matter that gets crammed under your fingernail after the toilet paper breaks while wiping your ass. See also Breakthrough and Browndigit.

I didn’t realize I had a nasty case of nailscoop until I gagged when I lifted my burger to my mouth and my finger was directly beneath my nostrils. Should’ve washed my hands after wiping.

Nailscoop by Arby Juggo January 21, 2023

NAISCOOL 

No thanks, it's cool.
Naaaa, it's cool.
That's not cool.

(Betty)"Let's go eat",(Randy) " NAISCOOL"

NAISCOOL by chino cochino August 24, 2006