Nailscoop

(Noun)

An unsightly and malodorous quantum of fecal matter that gets crammed under your fingernail after the toilet paper breaks while wiping your ass. See also Breakthrough and Browndigit.
I didn’t realize I had a nasty case of nailscoop until I gagged when I lifted my burger to my mouth and my finger was directly beneath my nostrils. Should’ve washed my hands after wiping.
by Arby Juggo January 21, 2023
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