nailversary

A anniversary celebrating the amount of time you have been going to your favorite nail technician

Gina (Client) : hey do you know what day it is today?

Cindy (nail tech): Wednesday?
Gina (client):no, it’s our one year nailversary!

Cindy (nail tech): happy one year nailversary!

Gina (client): thank you for always making my nails look BOMB!

by Your favorite girl January 18, 2020

Meh-niversary

meh·ni·ver·sa·ry meh-nuh-ver-suh-ree /me'nəvərs(ə)rē/
noun, plural meh·ni·ver·sa·ries

The celebration of the day you stopped caring about something that used to burden your spirit and live rent-free in your mind.

S: Guess what? Today, I was swiping on Bumble and I found MY EX on there!
R: Oh no, what happened next?
S: I swiped left and kept on swiping!
R: Yay! Happy Meh-niversary!

by GilcoShmilco April 5, 2021

nanoversary

Half way to your first anniversary, also known as a 6 month anniversary.

Last night I took Penny out to dinner to celebrate our nanoversary.

by Pete Magrath December 21, 2007