shit monster

a monster that rises from the toilet to put shit in your mouth

a shit monster almost killed a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of mine

by asspro67 October 10, 2005

monster meat

A male with extremely abnormal sized penis.

OMG B-Rad u gotz dat MONSTER MEAT!

Sal got dat baby meat but Isiah monster meat GURRLL!

by Brandon Becerra May 12, 2008

Ima Monster

Popular song by Blood on the Dance Floor. First released on the "It's Hard to Be A Diamond In a Rhinestone World" album. Known for chorus,...
Chop, Chop, Chop you up,

IMA MONSTER (HAHAHA!!!)
Eat you like a cannibal
spit you out like an animal
(2x)
SLice, Slice, Slice you up,
IMA MONSTER (HAHAHA!!!!)
Cut you up i'll slice and dice
Serve you up as cold as ice.

Girl- So what's your favorite Blood on the Dance Floor song?
Guy- Well, i'd have to say... Ima Monster, it's such a good song!!!

by ImaMonsterHaHaHa December 26, 2009

Moistercles

When your Oystercles get wet.

'aww man, my oystercles are all wet''yea, you got yourself a pair of moistercles''nigga please!'

by sneakybitch March 19, 2009

monstersexual

Having a humongous lust for sex, and during intercourse acts like a beast. Defines both the way of making love and the will of making love.

Ian at Sthlm, Linnéroad, is a hellova monstersexual guy

by 4l3x&3r January 11, 2005

Gooch monster

When ones' taint/gooch grows so much hair that it is not managable, at all

dude, my gooch monster needs to be waxed already.

by black man 2012 January 15, 2010

Monster bush

When the pubic hair on a woman's vagina is severly over grown.

...when I pulled down her pants I could tell she had a monster bush, hair was sticking out the sides of her underware.

by Grant106 May 15, 2005