wood-miser

One who hords firewood for himself, cause he is to cheap to pay his gas bill.

That schultz is such a wood-miser, He took half of my wood last night.

by Swat or not March 31, 2009

surface miner

A person engaged in the collection of scrap metals and recyclables from an urban environment.

As he pushed his shopping through the park the surface miner kept a blurry look-out for bottles and cans, then paused at the bronze memorial plaque bolted to a new bench.

by Dr. U W February 25, 2011

favor miser

One who always says "can you do me a favor?" "Hey can you pass me that over there? Well you're close to it." But, when asked to do a favor, they gotta pee, cook or look for their reefer.

symbalta:
"Hey cleofus, please bring me the avocado mask from the garage, since you're on the 3rd floor you are closer"

Cleofus:
"Sure let me stop my home dialysis, to get that for ya you freakin favor miser"

miser"

by BeyHeartHuero August 25, 2014

fister mister

A man who fists other men at rapid fire speed.

Whoa, look at that fister mister over there! He's totally fisting those guys at rapid fire speed.

by D3adM3rchant December 20, 2015

ben miner

A man or boy who tends to be good a sports and be very great with the ladies. He is very experienced and is a grade A10/10. Not to be confused with a "Benett"

Man: Dude how does that guy pull all the chicks?
Another Man: He must be Ben Miner!

by Nate sackers January 26, 2016

crispy mister

A crispy mister is a name for an incredible saucy french sandwich, drizzled in thick hot white cum sauce.. Also known as a cummy cruster, a creamy dumpster, or a cummy dumpster.

"That chick is quite the crispy mister."

"Yeah, she's always drenched in hot cream sauce."

by Crispy Brittany September 29, 2017

El Mister

A Puerto Rican god-man, who created the song Tumbalakatumba. He is the very embodiment of divinity and violent orgasm. A small cult has been built around his worship, with the goal of spreading their belief.

All hail the glorious El Mister!
Tumba tumba tumbalakatumba!

by Vanklofsgov December 8, 2017