Menti

One who fails to wash hands after utilizing the restroom facilities whilst also being an idiot.

Man, that guys sure is a Menti, he has no clue what the hell he is doing in life.

by HeyGuyImSuper February 13, 2020

mental breakdown

something I'm having rn

1: damn why won't this mental breakdown go away

2: ikr

by JunnyJun July 25, 2021

life mentor

Someone who is there for you through thick and thin, providing solid advice and guidance through lifes trials and tribulations.

A person having vast knowledge and expertise with an uncanny ability to share it with a you.

Drew: Damn, this situation sucks.
Daryl: Yeah I know but I dont know what to tell you. Thats rough.
Drew: I will call my life mentor, Shannon. She will be able to provide some perspective.

by Drew Schwartz February 2, 2009

Reverse Mentor

Unlike a traditional mentor relationships, in which a naive younger person is tutored in the way of things by an older, more experienced teacher, a "Reverse Mentor" is a young person who becomes guru to an older person on new technology and style, like the internet, social networking tools, popular music, current fashion, etc.

"Get someone younger to keep you up to speed on all things twitter, disqus and friendfeed. Tom offered to lend me his reverse mentor—but I need my own!" - Maryam Banikarim, in The Daily Beast, July 12 2009.

by rlarrett July 11, 2009

The Mental Movie

What God intended us to beat off to. The imagination; the mind's eye. Before spank movies made it obsolete, the mental movie was all people had: shutting their eyes tight, folks in bygone epochs envisaged hot, breathless fucks with acquaintances they passed on cobbled streets. Today, some still employ the mental movie, especially when away from their computers--in an isolated bathroom stall, a fitting room, the woods, etc., the fancy can still be relied on to do the trick when called upon.

Arthur slipped into the dank alley off Goodman St., having just seen Nora in a blue mini-skirt and tank top walking out of the department store. He leaned against the dumpster, glancing about him to be sure he was alone. Nora's sweet Alabama accent, her blue eyes, the superb abundance of her breasts, her chiseled legs: all these mingled in his mind as he cranked his now bare cock with abandon. His brain went blank and he came. He breathed a deep breath: "Nothing like the mental movie sometimes," he muttered.

by Cunning Linguist 28 July 22, 2011

Dirty Menthol

When a person takes a packet of extra strong mints and inserts them into their partners vagina or anus. This can be done with a fist or without. It has been said that the menthol adds a tingle sensation which intensifies the orgasm. It had also been proven to help women squirt.

Male: I gave my lass a dirty menthol last night and she loved it

by Robinluck October 3, 2016

Bumper Sticker Mentality

An inability to examine an issue in depth. An inability to get beyond the basic thought, which sticks in their head like a mantra, closing off all other avenues of consideration.

Due to Larry's bumper sticker mentality, he was unable to understand the nuances of an issue beyond a basic premise, as in "guns don't kill people, people kill people." He lacked the ability to think beyond the bumper sticker.

by The Polish Grammarian December 11, 2015