loaf

A rather large quantity of hair on top of a person's head.

Justins's hairdresser was shocked by his shaggy surfer guy loaf.

I need to get my loaf cut.

by Thundercat_Guy September 14, 2004

Pussy Loaf

The area above a fat females crotch that resembles a loaf of bread disguising the vagina.

I can't shave my vagina because my pussy loaf is in the way.

by stixaz November 15, 2010

meat loaf

When a man's sack gets hot and sweaty and sticks to his gouch.

DAMN!!! Its so hot I've got some major meat loaf!

by GMSniper July 24, 2008

loaftastic

When you're describing something or someone as being a loaf (lazy, won't do anything, boring) and they do something extremely stupid or something extraordinaire.

Sofia: Guys, I just figured out how to properly cut bread.

Jordan: Wow
Grace: That's loaftastic!

Sofia: Everybody listen up...I've discovered the formula for finding the circumference of a circle.
Jordan: Loaftastic!

by Guillermo Barros Schletto August 6, 2010

loafeoso

Another word for a loaf of poop.

Look at mike walking around with his pants sagging. He looks like he has a loafeoso in his pants.

by jimmybomm April 19, 2020

Fresh Loaf

A new born baby

Betty came back to school after summer break having given birth to a fresh loaf.

by Charles Sm1th October 22, 2011

Corn Loaf

The act of being loafed on by another person's corn.

Guy 1: Dude! i gotta tell u something!
Dude: What?
Guy 1: I loafed all over your girlfriend with my corn :D
Dude: Seriously man!? why'd u have to corn loaf her!? your dead!

by footlongshlong24 April 29, 2012