Getting Jaked

Getting drunk, krunk, shitty pissy, really fucked up

Dude, Al got so jaked last night.
I'm getting jaked tonight to the max.

by Friddy November 3, 2008

Jaded

A song by Aerosmith that no one really understands with a possessed girl in the music video.

Ja ja jaded
In all it's misery
It will always be what I love
And hated
And maybe take a ride to the other side
We're thinkin' of
We'll slip into the velvet glove
And be jaded

My my baby blue
Yeah I'm thinkin' 'bout you
My my baby blue
Yeah I'm so jaded
And baby I'm afraid a you

Your thinkin's so complicated
I've had it all up to here
But it's so overrated
Love and hate it
Wouldn't trade it
Love me jaded

by Ryan H May 8, 2004

Jared

a hairy homeless midget who never showers. It lives under bridges, it's diet consists of toothpaste & waffles. Very vicious and does not make a good pet.

Girl: I had a pet Jared once, i had to get rid of it though.
Boy: Why?
Girl: It smelled horrible and ate all my toothpaste. Then it tried to bite me.
Boy: You poor thing...

by A Very Amazing Person. (: December 20, 2010

jared

gullible person

he was such a jared to believe jon poh.smarty lololololol hahaha

by jimlimkim October 13, 2011

jaked

to screw somebody over, or to get screwed over in a BIG way.

Tom was supposed to get a large raise in pay this quarter, but he got jaked as it was given to Bob instead.

by trucker May 31, 2006

Jared

The biggest Bitch the world has ever Known. He is a douchbage who loves licking big sweaty balles and sucks monkey cocks at the zoo.

If you want to go to heaven don't be a Jared.

by Erick decker May 8, 2018

Jayda

Jayda a girl that is nice kind and sexy she always date a boy named Wesley she is funny just like him they are a very good couple and she ends marying him she has alot of friends loves to play around and she will end up kissing Wesley.

Jayda is Very nice,funny, and sexy.

by Ilove pizza December 21, 2016