Grafted

Getting raped in the butt by a plunger

Tom - "Dude, did you see Terry get grafted last night!?"
Berry - "No bro, thank god. That's terrible!"

by Kinnster May 9, 2011

giftmas

A whored out commercial holiday, about buying gifts for people and making big corporations happen. Reason leads us to believe some point in time it might have meant something else.

The 25th of December is giftmas day.

by Jase December 11, 2003

Griffe

a black person who is partially or half native american. (Has nothing to do with being mulatto)

I am a griffe.

A lot of african americans are griffes.

by kandygrl7 July 2, 2009

Gift Bag

Best way to tell someone you either didn't care about wrapping their present or you just don't know how

There are 8 or 9 gift bags under our christmas tree this year.

by mynameisbs December 20, 2008

Giftyballs

–interjection
1.
(an exclamation of surprise, wonder, pleasure, or the like): I Just won the lottery, Giftyballs!

2.
to gain an enthusiastic response from; thrill.
–noun
3.
an extraordinary success: That gig was giftyballs.
4.
excitement, interest, great pleasure, or the like: that night with the hookers and coke was giftyballs

When something happens that is so amazing it beggars belief - You think you've drank the last beer in house but it turns out that your girlfriend has passed out before she opened her last beverage, which you then find - Giftyballs

by DonkDonkDonk August 5, 2010

gash gift

a gift given to a mother after the birth of a baby via c-section.

John gave Suzy a necklace as a gash gift after she delivered their baby via c-section.

by ruby+elke's mom April 30, 2008

Tokyo gift wrap

When a man cooks ramen noodles, then cools them down with cold water. Then he wraps the cold noodles around a woman's breasts and proceeds to boob fuck her.

Optional: Eat the jizz flavored ramen

Person1: "Hey you want some breakfast?"
Person 2:"Nah, I'm still full from that Tokyo gift wrap from last night"

Person3" ".....WHERE THE EFF IS ALL MY RAMEN!!"

by TheTepanyakiCanoli June 14, 2010