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sit n grit 

When two or more friends sit down to have a cigarette and talk about their day or a recent experience they would like to share with others.
Ryne: Where yat?
Mike: On my way home.
Ryne: Sit n grit when you get here?
Mike: Downnn. I gotta tell you what happened at the cabin.
Ryne: Good shit. Dude last night was sic, i wish you were there, but ill tell you when you get here.
Mike: Fersurre. 5 mins
Ryne: Chillen.
sit n grit by Secretstyle April 20, 2009

griff nuts 

nuggets of poo that escape wiping and solidify, clinging to your anal region
Michael admitted to his friends that he sometimes cut his griff nuts off with scissors
griff nuts by Spliff Richard July 25, 2008

Gift Narc 

A person who tells the recipient of a gift what the gift is before the person actually receives it.
During the Christmas Holiday, the wife called her husbands place of employment looking for him. Despite knowing he had stepped out to buy his wife something at Tiffany's, the phone receptionist answered, "He's at Tiffanys shopping."
To which the wife responded, "He's going to but me something at Tiffanys!!!" A co-worker called the phone receptionist a "gift narc" for ruining the holiday surprise.
Gift Narc by bonafied cracker December 30, 2011

Griftney J 

A "Griftney J" is a person that manipulates individuals for financial gain and stability. "Griftney J's" are unable to accept accountability, feel empathy or compassion for others, shower regularly or hold employment. "Griftney J" types are known to nod off during live streams, join frivolous lawsuits and harass the families of missing children.
"Griftney J's" are often found at any fast food drive thru, the "Clinic", and behind alternate accounts on YouTube.
I would never Griftney J my friends.
The begging is such a Griftney J thing to do.
She's acting like a Griftney J.

National Give your Girlfriend a Gift Day 

Give the loved one of yours a gift!! October 24th is National Give Your Girlfriend a Gift Day.
Find something to give to her and appreciate the moment. National Give your girlfriend a gift day.

Non-stop pure graft 

Look at bev coult building paths in Langley park
“Non-stop pure graft that like hewwww”